partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

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suctioning:

this-bi-guy:

After he nutt:

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delete this

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scentedfurniture:

hannibalbalchild:

librariandominatrix:

when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts 

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what the fuck is a lesbian haircut?? image

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" You are the sky. Everything else – it’s just the weather. "

intensional:

im so addicted to tumblr that if someone was pointing a gun at my head i would probably sit and blog about it

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*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

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skyecandi:

overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"

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